Them: On New year's eve, why didn't you answer your phone?
Me: Because I went to the store and left it at home.
Them: I had wanted to count down with you.
Me: Well, there's nothing we can do about it.
Them: That... that's true, but .. *sigh*
Me: Oh come on? If you had wanted to you should have said so early! Really!
buchi... poopoopoopoopoo 
I wanted to spend the countdown with you.
That I went to the store... that's was the truth.
I had wanted to drink soy milk at any cost,
because drinking soy milk at that time is the best.
toshikoshi soba o
perori to ne ~ 
 I don't why there's a "?" there. It's kind like "geez man"
 Roughly, a haiku that says I wonder if you ate new year eve's soba. Although perori means to lick up/or gulp down.
Dude, this person is totally in his head.