So the new year is starting.

[none_neither]

If you live in Japan, perhaps you should be afraid....
Of Granma
Your mom
I've always found kids scary anyway.
However, if you kid does kill your boyfriend, that's not always a bad thing. (Read the comments on this one. Very informative).
It's that time of year where I should be setting resolutions that I'll break in a month..(current record two days).
I should probably just resolve to be safe this year by staying the fuck out of Japan. We'll see how that goes... on the other hand, BEER SHAMPOO and manbras that improve your cello playing and your chest pass.

(EDIT 2: Granpas will not be left out of the fun)


Katka and I are amused,
"Pop star Ayumi Hamasaki has suffered an injury to her right hand. According to her agency, she fell down some stairs on Christmas Eve due to anemia."
We think this was the type of anemia that's induced by one too many beer.

EDIT: For those of you into J-Music scene. You might be interested in JPopJapan.
I'm following it on Twitter as well.

Comments

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

I think I'd be so disappointed if I got a Japanese boyfriend and he didn't wear one of those or didn't know how to put on a fundoshi. What would happen if he could eat with fork and knife? WHAT IF HE DIDN'T LIKE LOLIS?? WHAT IF HE WAS NOT SCARRED FROM A FAMILY MEMBER ATTEMPTING TO KILL HIM IN HIS YOUTH???

[engwanoviel.livejournal.com]

wow, japan is sick lol
but i'd still go...>.> v.v lol

i don't want beer shampoo, but i think man bras look like they're make me perkier lol XD

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Somehow it seems it's more likely to be killed by a family member there than a random act of violence, so you're pretty safe.

But, it seems beer does good things (allegedly) to your hair.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2203656_clean-soften-hair-beer.html

[lady-mercury.livejournal.com]

One ear.
One hand.

Looks like a broken barbie doll.

You see, if she was still with Tomoya, he'd at least keep her in one piece.


>:|

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

lol Yeah he'd be able to protect her from her family.

I love your icon.

[lady-mercury.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha *snort* Too bad he's busy banging that Utahime girl that gets on my nerves. :( Why does he date annoying women. Bah, then again, I guess she'd be a step up? I dun even know anymore.

Me too <3

[nerfracket.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy that my first thoughts of the manbras turned out to be correct. They should always come with a lovely young man in them. Yanagi could model. ♥♥

Oh, Japan. Still the safest place in the world, and still the weirdest. ♥♥

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

lol Yes Yanagi could demonstrate how he covers his large nipples with them!

It's really just amazing, until recently I was thinking that most crimes were somehow Yakuza-related >_>

[angelalia.livejournal.com]

Yanagi has not large nipples >.<
*how could I say something like this T.T*

[chunebu.livejournal.com]

poor Ayu chan , all the bad things happen to her at once >.

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

This is just an excuse for Stefy to break out nekkid Yanako pix

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Well, supposedly bad things happen in threes. So she's probably in the clear?

[angelalia.livejournal.com]

Oh, then ok.

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

*waits*

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Why aren't you at work?

[angelalia.livejournal.com]

Why should I be? O.O

[angelalia.livejournal.com]

me too *Stefy we count on you*

[geeksicle.livejournal.com]

*DIES AND IS DEAD*

[geeksicle.livejournal.com]

I particularly like the story about the parents who forced their 15 year old daughter into prostitution to pay her high cellphone bills. JUST TAKE HER PHONE AWAY, GUYS, JESUS.

[engwanoviel.livejournal.com]

hmmm maybe i'll be using one lol XD

[http://users.livejournal.com/inner_demons_/]

...nice Japan, nice. Can't wait to go to school there 8D

[thinking-lotus.livejournal.com]

I think you should move to Japan, actually. With your MS credentials in hand.

lolololol at the manbra! Now they just need to combine it with Syrian lingerie for married couples only.

I thought the same about Hamasaki.

[thinking-lotus.livejournal.com]

I often wonder about this myself. In a purely theoretical way.

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

for the money....

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Nooo Tilly, it's called lateral thinking!