So the new year is starting.

[none_neither]

If you live in Japan, perhaps you should be afraid....
Of Granma
Your mom
I've always found kids scary anyway.
However, if you kid does kill your boyfriend, that's not always a bad thing. (Read the comments on this one. Very informative).
It's that time of year where I should be setting resolutions that I'll break in a month..(current record two days).
I should probably just resolve to be safe this year by staying the fuck out of Japan. We'll see how that goes... on the other hand, BEER SHAMPOO and manbras that improve your cello playing and your chest pass.

(EDIT 2: Granpas will not be left out of the fun)


Katka and I are amused,
"Pop star Ayumi Hamasaki has suffered an injury to her right hand. According to her agency, she fell down some stairs on Christmas Eve due to anemia."
We think this was the type of anemia that's induced by one too many beer.

EDIT: For those of you into J-Music scene. You might be interested in JPopJapan.
I'm following it on Twitter as well.

Comments

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Nooo Tilly, it's called lateral thinking!

[geeksicle.livejournal.com]

IT'S CALLED WRONG.

I'm only able to support that kind of thing if it's not their daughter but their incredibly attractive son, and along the way he meets an incredibly attractive older man with whom he falls in love and is redeemed. With lots of nasty sex along the way >_>

what you were thinking it too shut up

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

lol ok you're right, that IS what I was thinking. Cat ears are optional.

[geeksicle.livejournal.com]

And Older Man would be like "Is that how you think of me? Like a john you need to dress up for?" but secretly he'd be turned on, and he'd be angry at himself for being turned on and Little Prossie would be angry with himself for getting it so wrong, and they'd have angry angsty sex. But afterward they'd spoon and maybe cry a little.

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

But afterward they'd spoon and maybe cry a little.

Now that bit reminds me of the whole "why we should rape Ryo" plan.

[geeksicle.livejournal.com]

I feel like I should be really offended by the reference to rape, but we totally should. Anyway, if he rolls over and begs for it, there's not really anything to worry about.