So the new year is starting.

[none_neither]

If you live in Japan, perhaps you should be afraid....
Of Granma
Your mom
I've always found kids scary anyway.
However, if you kid does kill your boyfriend, that's not always a bad thing. (Read the comments on this one. Very informative).
It's that time of year where I should be setting resolutions that I'll break in a month..(current record two days).
I should probably just resolve to be safe this year by staying the fuck out of Japan. We'll see how that goes... on the other hand, BEER SHAMPOO and manbras that improve your cello playing and your chest pass.

(EDIT 2: Granpas will not be left out of the fun)


Katka and I are amused,
"Pop star Ayumi Hamasaki has suffered an injury to her right hand. According to her agency, she fell down some stairs on Christmas Eve due to anemia."
We think this was the type of anemia that's induced by one too many beer.

EDIT: For those of you into J-Music scene. You might be interested in JPopJapan.
I'm following it on Twitter as well.

Comments

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

I think I'd be so disappointed if I got a Japanese boyfriend and he didn't wear one of those or didn't know how to put on a fundoshi. What would happen if he could eat with fork and knife? WHAT IF HE DIDN'T LIKE LOLIS?? WHAT IF HE WAS NOT SCARRED FROM A FAMILY MEMBER ATTEMPTING TO KILL HIM IN HIS YOUTH???

[engwanoviel.livejournal.com]

wow, japan is sick lol
but i'd still go...>.> v.v lol

i don't want beer shampoo, but i think man bras look like they're make me perkier lol XD

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Somehow it seems it's more likely to be killed by a family member there than a random act of violence, so you're pretty safe.

But, it seems beer does good things (allegedly) to your hair.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2203656_clean-soften-hair-beer.html

[lady-mercury.livejournal.com]

One ear.
One hand.

Looks like a broken barbie doll.

You see, if she was still with Tomoya, he'd at least keep her in one piece.


>:|

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

lol Yeah he'd be able to protect her from her family.

I love your icon.

[nerfracket.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy that my first thoughts of the manbras turned out to be correct. They should always come with a lovely young man in them. Yanagi could model. ♥♥

Oh, Japan. Still the safest place in the world, and still the weirdest. ♥♥

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

lol Yes Yanagi could demonstrate how he covers his large nipples with them!

It's really just amazing, until recently I was thinking that most crimes were somehow Yakuza-related >_>

[chunebu.livejournal.com]

poor Ayu chan , all the bad things happen to her at once >.

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Well, supposedly bad things happen in threes. So she's probably in the clear?

[geeksicle.livejournal.com]

I particularly like the story about the parents who forced their 15 year old daughter into prostitution to pay her high cellphone bills. JUST TAKE HER PHONE AWAY, GUYS, JESUS.

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Nooo Tilly, it's called lateral thinking!

[http://users.livejournal.com/inner_demons_/]

...nice Japan, nice. Can't wait to go to school there 8D

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

lol I sense a not-so-hidden agenda that involves stabbing.

[thinking-lotus.livejournal.com]

I think you should move to Japan, actually. With your MS credentials in hand.

lolololol at the manbra! Now they just need to combine it with Syrian lingerie for married couples only.

I thought the same about Hamasaki.

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

And use them to ward off the chikan on the train?

"Fatin Shop for Ladies Indoor Clothing"

*is still thinking about the the underwear what falls off "with a clap of the hand"*

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

BTW, did you read the comments on that last one?

"As for the law in detaining people in Japan it goes as follows: Within 3 days of bringing someone in, the D.A. must decide if there is a possible case that can be investigated (this does not mean that they have evidence, proof, etc., only possibilities). If they decide there is a case, they can detain a person for another 10 days while they investigate and try to gather evidence. Once that ten days is up, they can do 3 things: release the person, prosecute the person, or appeal to the courts for an additional ten days (which is usually the case). At the end of the second 10 day stint, they have only two choices: release or prosecute. So a person can be held for 23 days without even being charge with a crime. In this case, while it is sad that they likely had the right guy and let him go, but at the time they had no proof, so they acted accordingly. These facts are from a personal account if there is any doubt."

[meztli-lu.livejournal.com]

:D
Hello
If I is not necessary to be rude, it's SARCASM, I think everybody at this time is shit lol

In my country kill cops, drug traffickers, businessmen and politicians, I am not surprised by this news.

The page is very interesting ^ ^ thanks for sharing the dark side of Japan, although there are worse things ... as the killing of whales for creating shampoos, creams, etc..

Well say: "The society is corrupted by an individual who has no identity"

PS: After writing "If you live in Mexico, politicians care: p)

bye bye

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Yeah there's not much crime in Japan, the little crime that's there is pretty shocking though.

"PS: After writing "If you live in Mexico, politicians care: p) "

hahaha, I like that.

[angelstale19.livejournal.com]

that's a scary news.. kowaiii

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

It's pretty sad news. I'm trying to imagine their state of minds.

[pharrezychica.livejournal.com]

So much for Japan being a safe country where you can safely walk the streets alone at 1AM...
Well, guess it's when you're indoors that you should be scared >_>


Imagine how good your hair will smell with beer shampoo.... not XDDD
And the manbra... I loved the logic... cause women wanting a more loose piece of underwear is the same as men wanting a contraption for their non-existing boobs! XD

Ayumi... uh... is she friend with your papa/guy/man, the granpa who tutors JE kids and feel down the stairs drunk, what was his name? XD

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

lol exactly.

i'm sure it doesn't...smell like beer, no it's Japan it probably does.

lol what?? whoo???

[kalamitykat.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking god. O___O

And seriously, I thought she was drunk off her ass and fell down the stairs, too. Which she probably was. XD;;

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Murdering your family is the number three pasttime in Japan. I suppose.
#1 Reading Yaoi
#2 molesting women on trains.

I couldn't believe what i had read. Anemia, my foot.