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none_neither ([personal profile] none_neither) wrote2008-12-06 10:13 pm
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Filler

I'm tired beyond words.
I'll try to do some translations tomorrow.
So here's some filler.
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[livejournal.com profile] engwanoviel  showed me this the other day.




And for those of you not in [livejournal.com profile] wtf_japan , you MUST see these.
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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

LJ stalking horror - a report by none-neither.

pharrezychica is stalking none-neither
pharrezychica's REAL name :Andre Ralf
pharrezychica's REAL DOB :02nd May 1981
Height :183 cmWeight : 63.6 kg
pharrezychica has dreamt about you :27 times
pharrezychica became interested in you :07th May 2006
pharrezychica's latest dream about you
After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came.
This is how pharrezychica describes your relationship behind your back
'We are still friends. I think. I hope. none-neither told me it was her father's idea to get the restraining order, so we're cool'
pharrezychica's been stealing stuff from your house too.
pharrezychica wouldn't admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of none-neither's wristwatch
They've even started modifying their body for you
pharrezychica made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball's removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I'm limber! It won't be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!


The Police
No. calls to the police :27 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
pharrezychica's Police File
Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Que C’est?


















Testimonies about pharrezychica
noritenshi - A hardened ex-crook
'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.'
bunnyrabbit23 - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling
'Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should've known. Something tells me that pharrezychica is going to die pretty shortly.'
wildcherry08 - Stoner of the crows
'I don't really have that many enemies - but pharrezychica is definitely one of them now.'




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LiveJournal Username
Type of weapon
Secret power?
 
The evil villian...jodyn
The mastermind...michenica
Who kidnaps you...twincamangel
Your sidekick who should come save you is...bnssubteam
They never came,so you were saved by your secret lover...nerfracket
Who rapes you in the middle of all this...toyachan
Your final battle was with...resha_hime
Did you win?False
 
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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalked again, a rant by none-neither.

sushi_dono is stalking none-neither
sushi_dono's REAL name :Derrick Fletcher
sushi_dono's REAL DOB :06th March 1986
Height :174 cmWeight : 96.9 kg
sushi_dono has dreamt about you :15 times
sushi_dono became interested in you :23rd April 2005
sushi_dono's latest dream about you
sushi_dono dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.
This is how sushi_dono describes your relationship behind your back
'My god! none-neither is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!'
sushi_dono's been stealing stuff from your house too.
Since meeting none-neither in , sushi_dono has managed to collect around 10 of none-neither's old TV remotes.
They've even started modifying their body for you
sushi_dono had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when sushi_dono came to see you next.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I've just creamed myself thinking about you. There's no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I've used this card instead.

The Police
No. calls to the police :18 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, is that the police? This is none-neither, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of sushi_dono is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."
sushi_dono's Police File
sushi_dono has connections with the Church of Satan, The Communists and the IRA. It's only a matter of time before they are responsible for a major terorrist attack on our country.

Testimonies about sushi_dono
grumpychild - Stone dead tripper
'All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded none-neither really is. I just wish it'd quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.'
letihughes - Balding slut
'I always thought sushi_dono was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?'
annehime - Worships the sun
'Fucking hell, in all honesty I've never met a bigger wanker than sushi_dono. Terrible person.'

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