Filler

[none_neither]

I'm tired beyond words.
I'll try to do some translations tomorrow.
So here's some filler.
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engwanoviel  showed me this the other day.

And for those of you not in wtf_japan , you MUST see these.
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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero LJ stalking horror - a report by none-neither. pharrezychica is stalking none-neither pharrezychica's REAL name : Andre Ralf pharrezychica's REAL DOB : 02nd May 1981 Height :183 cm Weight : 63.6 kg pharrezychica has dreamt about you : 27 times pharrezychica became interested in you : 07th May 2006 pharrezychica's latest dream about you After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came. This is how pharrezychica describes your relationship behind your back 'We are still friends. I think. I hope. none-neither told me it was her father's idea to get the restraining order, so we're cool' pharrezychica's been stealing stuff from your house too. pharrezychica wouldn't admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of none-neither's wristwatch They've even started modifying their body for you pharrezychica made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball's removed especially for you. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I'm limber! It won't be long before we both have arthiritis anyway! The Police No. calls to the police : 27 times Your Last Call to The Police "Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission." pharrezychica's Police File Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Que C’est? Testimonies about pharrezychica noritenshi - A hardened ex-crook 'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.' bunnyrabbit23 - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling 'Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should've known. Something tells me that pharrezychica is going to die pretty shortly.' wildcherry08 - Stoner of the crows 'I don't really have that many enemies - but pharrezychica is definitely one of them now.'

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Comments

[sushi-dono.livejournal.com]

How about Shige? Shige is manly?

I'm highly amused by the male fans. They sound capable of raping NEWS XD

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

I'm highly amused by the male fans. They sound capable of raping NEWS XD

Why do you seem excited about that?

[sushi-dono.livejournal.com]

Because I'm secretly a sadist and I want to see all of NEWS cry and bond over being raped. Oh... I don't know. I just want to see how bad these Japanese male fans are. Those who are fans of female idols can get pretty crazy I heard.

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

So really you just want to make them cry.

[sushi-dono.livejournal.com]

I'm keeping in with the theme of your post, aren't I? XP

Well... I wouldn't say make them cry. I just want to see more member-ai and what better way for more member-ai than going through a traumatic life event =3