I'm tired beyond words.
I'll try to do some translations tomorrow.
So here's some filler.
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engwanoviel showed me this the other day.
And for those of you not in
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wtf_japan , you MUST see
these.
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LJ stalking horror - a report by none-neither. | pharrezychica is stalking none-neither | | pharrezychica's REAL name : | Andre Ralf | | pharrezychica's REAL DOB : | 02nd May 1981 | | Height :183 cm | Weight : 63.6 kg | | pharrezychica has dreamt about you : | 27 times | | pharrezychica became interested in you : | 07th May 2006 | | pharrezychica's latest dream about you | | After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came. | | This is how pharrezychica describes your relationship behind your back | | 'We are still friends. I think. I hope. none-neither told me it was her father's idea to get the restraining order, so we're cool' | | pharrezychica's been stealing stuff from your house too. | | pharrezychica wouldn't admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of none-neither's wristwatch | | They've even started modifying their body for you | | pharrezychica made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball's removed especially for you. | | They sent the following message to you in a Valentines | | Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I'm limber! It won't be long before we both have arthiritis anyway! |
The Police | | No. calls to the police : | 27 times | | Your Last Call to The Police | | "Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission." | | pharrezychica's Police File | | Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Que C’est? |
| Testimonies about pharrezychica |
noritenshi - A hardened ex-crook |
'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.' |
bunnyrabbit23 - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling |
'Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should've known. Something tells me that pharrezychica is going to die pretty shortly.' |
wildcherry08 - Stoner of the crows |
'I don't really have that many enemies - but pharrezychica is definitely one of them now.' |
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Date: 2008-12-06 09:27 pm (UTC)But whatever...
I can't edit my post w/out breaking my HTML. >:|
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Date: 2008-12-06 09:40 pm (UTC)And cool memes.
Rest well ^.^v
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Date: 2008-12-07 09:09 am (UTC)Whut?
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Date: 2008-12-07 02:14 pm (UTC)XD
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Date: 2008-12-07 02:24 pm (UTC)D
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Date: 2008-12-07 02:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-07 03:07 pm (UTC)http://community.livejournal.com/news_jpop/3419047.html
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Date: 2008-12-07 03:11 pm (UTC)On the first show, Ryotego were lying on the sofa when they appeared on stage during WHY. Ryo kissed Tego from time to time. The crowd went crazy. During Tego's solo part, Ryo reached over to carress Tego's face with a gentle look on his face.
During party time, ryotego left everyone else and hugged as they walked to the centre stage.
On the second show, Ryotego sat as per normal on the sofa when they appeared on stage during WHY. Suddenly, Tegoshi turned around to kiss ryo. It basically looked like the back of Tegoshi's head was covering Ryo's face. After that, Ryo grabbed Tego's hand (which was originally on tegoshi's own lap) and they held hands for a while. Ryo then placed his and tego's hand on HIS own lap o.0
I WANT TO SEEE. I'M GOING CRAZY ABT THE RYOTEGO LOVE
From here:
http://embryo-ed.livejournal.com/12501.html#cutid1
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Date: 2008-12-07 03:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-07 03:12 pm (UTC)It was painful copying that ;_;
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Date: 2008-12-07 03:14 pm (UTC)You could always join RyoTego and make is CrisRyoTego! Yes?
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Date: 2008-12-07 03:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-07 03:25 pm (UTC)except maybe when he was the elf dude in LOTR.no subject
Date: 2008-12-07 03:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-07 03:32 pm (UTC)I'm highly amused by the male fans. They sound capable of raping NEWS XD
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Date: 2008-12-07 03:33 pm (UTC)Why do you seem excited about that?
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Date: 2008-12-07 03:36 pm (UTC)Because I'm secretly a sadist and I want to see all of NEWS cry and bond over being raped.Oh... I don't know. I just want to see how bad these Japanese male fans are. Those who are fans of female idols can get pretty crazy I heard.no subject
Date: 2008-12-07 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-07 03:40 pm (UTC)Well... I wouldn't say make them cry. I just want to see more member-ai and what better way for more member-ai than going through a traumatic life event =3
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Date: 2008-12-07 03:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-07 10:38 am (UTC)and nice quiz! lol XDD
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Date: 2008-12-07 05:28 pm (UTC)Poodles have never been THIS scary. :| Major WTF-moment there.
Re: meme. Why for do you always think the worst of me? D:
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Date: 2008-12-07 05:53 pm (UTC)I am disturbed yet I want to watch it again.
LOL I didn't put your name in! it came up with that all on it's ownnnn
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Date: 2008-12-07 09:01 pm (UTC)I already knew them but it's always fun to see...really, only in Japan. (and my favourite one is "I have a bad case of diarrhea") XDDD
and that man is AWESOME! D:
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Date: 2008-12-08 01:05 pm (UTC)lol I love his puppets, well maybe not peanut.
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Date: 2008-12-07 10:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-08 01:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-08 03:48 pm (UTC)How about Peanut? :D
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Date: 2008-12-08 03:50 pm (UTC)Much less a suitcase.
lol Peanut is gross.
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Date: 2008-12-07 10:50 pm (UTC)Even LJ knows Sei and Sub have it right, eyeball removal is the ultimate sign of love XDDD
(where are you keeping mine? :P)
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Date: 2008-12-08 08:32 pm (UTC)Best icon ever! XD