So the new year is starting.

[none_neither]

If you live in Japan, perhaps you should be afraid....
Of Granma
Your mom
I've always found kids scary anyway.
However, if you kid does kill your boyfriend, that's not always a bad thing. (Read the comments on this one. Very informative).
It's that time of year where I should be setting resolutions that I'll break in a month..(current record two days).
I should probably just resolve to be safe this year by staying the fuck out of Japan. We'll see how that goes... on the other hand, BEER SHAMPOO and manbras that improve your cello playing and your chest pass.

(EDIT 2: Granpas will not be left out of the fun)


Katka and I are amused,
"Pop star Ayumi Hamasaki has suffered an injury to her right hand. According to her agency, she fell down some stairs on Christmas Eve due to anemia."
We think this was the type of anemia that's induced by one too many beer.

EDIT: For those of you into J-Music scene. You might be interested in JPopJapan.
I'm following it on Twitter as well.

Comments

[engwanoviel.livejournal.com]

wow, japan is sick lol
but i'd still go...>.> v.v lol

i don't want beer shampoo, but i think man bras look like they're make me perkier lol XD

[lady-mercury.livejournal.com]

One ear.
One hand.

Looks like a broken barbie doll.

You see, if she was still with Tomoya, he'd at least keep her in one piece.


>:|

[nerfracket.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy that my first thoughts of the manbras turned out to be correct. They should always come with a lovely young man in them. Yanagi could model. ♥♥

Oh, Japan. Still the safest place in the world, and still the weirdest. ♥♥

[chunebu.livejournal.com]

poor Ayu chan , all the bad things happen to her at once >.

[geeksicle.livejournal.com]

I particularly like the story about the parents who forced their 15 year old daughter into prostitution to pay her high cellphone bills. JUST TAKE HER PHONE AWAY, GUYS, JESUS.

[http://users.livejournal.com/inner_demons_/]

...nice Japan, nice. Can't wait to go to school there 8D

[thinking-lotus.livejournal.com]

I think you should move to Japan, actually. With your MS credentials in hand.

lolololol at the manbra! Now they just need to combine it with Syrian lingerie for married couples only.

I thought the same about Hamasaki.

[meztli-lu.livejournal.com]

:D
Hello
If I is not necessary to be rude, it's SARCASM, I think everybody at this time is shit lol

In my country kill cops, drug traffickers, businessmen and politicians, I am not surprised by this news.

The page is very interesting ^ ^ thanks for sharing the dark side of Japan, although there are worse things ... as the killing of whales for creating shampoos, creams, etc..

Well say: "The society is corrupted by an individual who has no identity"

PS: After writing "If you live in Mexico, politicians care: p)

bye bye

[angelstale19.livejournal.com]

that's a scary news.. kowaiii

[pharrezychica.livejournal.com]

So much for Japan being a safe country where you can safely walk the streets alone at 1AM...
Well, guess it's when you're indoors that you should be scared >_>


Imagine how good your hair will smell with beer shampoo.... not XDDD
And the manbra... I loved the logic... cause women wanting a more loose piece of underwear is the same as men wanting a contraption for their non-existing boobs! XD

Ayumi... uh... is she friend with your papa/guy/man, the granpa who tutors JE kids and feel down the stairs drunk, what was his name? XD

[kalamitykat.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking god. O___O

And seriously, I thought she was drunk off her ass and fell down the stairs, too. Which she probably was. XD;;