Filler

[none_neither]

I'm tired beyond words.
I'll try to do some translations tomorrow.
So here's some filler.
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engwanoviel  showed me this the other day.

And for those of you not in wtf_japan , you MUST see these.
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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero LJ stalking horror - a report by none-neither. pharrezychica is stalking none-neither pharrezychica's REAL name : Andre Ralf pharrezychica's REAL DOB : 02nd May 1981 Height :183 cm Weight : 63.6 kg pharrezychica has dreamt about you : 27 times pharrezychica became interested in you : 07th May 2006 pharrezychica's latest dream about you After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came. This is how pharrezychica describes your relationship behind your back 'We are still friends. I think. I hope. none-neither told me it was her father's idea to get the restraining order, so we're cool' pharrezychica's been stealing stuff from your house too. pharrezychica wouldn't admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of none-neither's wristwatch They've even started modifying their body for you pharrezychica made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball's removed especially for you. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I'm limber! It won't be long before we both have arthiritis anyway! The Police No. calls to the police : 27 times Your Last Call to The Police "Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission." pharrezychica's Police File Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Que C’est? Testimonies about pharrezychica noritenshi - A hardened ex-crook 'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.' bunnyrabbit23 - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling 'Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should've known. Something tells me that pharrezychica is going to die pretty shortly.' wildcherry08 - Stoner of the crows 'I don't really have that many enemies - but pharrezychica is definitely one of them now.'

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Comments

[none-neither.livejournal.com]

Yes I know these are OLDDDDDD
But whatever...

I can't edit my post w/out breaking my HTML. >:|

[angelalia.livejournal.com]

"I was robbed by two man~♪"

And cool memes.

Rest well ^.^v

[hydecielgirl.livejournal.com]

A friend showed me that video just yesterday xD it's good~

[fila-desu.livejournal.com]

Your fillers are very entertaining. 8D

[sushi-dono.livejournal.com]

Make kittens behind an unattended reception desk....

Whut?

[engwanoviel.livejournal.com]

lol yay
and nice quiz! lol XDD

[noritenshi.livejournal.com]

Oh, what is this? There is also my name... O.o

[jodyn.livejournal.com]

You're right about not being able to edit the post without breaking the HTML. XD

Poodles have never been THIS scary. :| Major WTF-moment there.

Re: meme. Why for do you always think the worst of me? D:

[kiu22.livejournal.com]

those video to learn english XDDDD
I already knew them but it's always fun to see...really, only in Japan. (and my favourite one is "I have a bad case of diarrhea") XDDD

and that man is AWESOME! D:

[kalamitykat.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! I loved Achmed! Have you seen Walter? Walter is awesome. :D

[pharrezychica.livejournal.com]

I see you've missed having your favorite stalker around this week-end... So sorry sugar, I shall never make the mistake of leaving you time free of me again :P
Even LJ knows Sei and Sub have it right, eyeball removal is the ultimate sign of love XDDD
(where are you keeping mine? :P)